Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. Or Marisol's, those are just ugly.
Carmen
Well we didn't have a choice when I broke up with my mother.
Kyle
Instead she comes back triumphant, with a black man between her legs.
Adrian
Spence Westmore, will you marry me again?
Rosie
Book Club is only an excuse for us to day drink.
Genevieve
Fiona: I expect you come running when I call.
Zoila: Like a dog?
Well no one is more unknown than you.
Zoila
Dani: I thought you would be jealous.
Carmen: I am, but I'm also happy for you.
My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.
Genevieve
The police are idiots, they always screw up.
Carmen
We're maids and we're not messing around.
Carmen
It's been over for twenty years.
Peter