Devious Maids Quotes
I don’t want to die, not while I still look this good.
Genevieve
Don’t go Catholic on me because I will call the Pope and tell him about Javier.
Valentina
You call him Carmen. I call him Diablo.
Carmen
Where’s his cage? The thing you keep children in so they can’t get away.
Carmen
Adrian: Oh yes, I’m very skeevy.
Genevieve: Well, it was a long time ago. I’m willing to forgive you.
Adrian: That seems misguided.
You and I were meant to tango.
Adrian
This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.
Carmen
Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.
Adrian
We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.
Carmen
Carmen: Why did you make me get up? I can feel the hangover.
Marisol: And I can smell your breath. So, we’re even.
He’s a lecherous masseur that touches me inappropriately. I’m going to file a complaint someday.
Genevieve
My hair is the crime.
Carmen
