Devious Maids Quotes
Genevieve: This is the answer to our prayers. God has sent you a handsome, successful man you can use to torture and torment your husband. Do not reject this gift from above.
Zoila: Well, I do try to be a good Catholic.
Genevieve: You know he thinks you’re lovely in that ugly top.
Zoila: You gave me this top.
Trust me, I landed two husbands with these.Genevieve
I could care less if you sleep with her. It makes no difference to me, but just know Tanya’s breasts are fake and she’s had Chlamydia twice.Evelyn
Zoila: I say you’re an amazing woman.
Genevieve: So true.
I will never handle any gun – especially yours.Evelyn
Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!
We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.Carmen
Everything’s better with a luncheon.Genevieve
You are the best husband I’ve never married.Carmen
Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.
Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.Carmen