Genevieve: This is the answer to our prayers. God has sent you a handsome, successful man you can use to torture and torment your husband. Do not reject this gift from above.
Zoila: Well, I do try to be a good Catholic.

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• Added: May 11, 2014

Genevieve: You know he thinks you’re lovely in that ugly top.
Zoila: You gave me this top.

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• Added: May 11, 2014

Trust me, I landed two husbands with these.

Genevieve

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• Added: May 11, 2014

I could care less if you sleep with her. It makes no difference to me, but just know Tanya’s breasts are fake and she’s had Chlamydia twice.

Evelyn

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Zoila: I say you’re an amazing woman.
Genevieve: So true.

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• Added: May 04, 2014

I will never handle any gun – especially yours.

Evelyn

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!

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• Added: May 04, 2014

We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.

Carmen

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• Added: May 04, 2014

Everything’s better with a luncheon.

Genevieve

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• Added: May 04, 2014

You are the best husband I’ve never married.

Carmen

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• Added: April 28, 2014

Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.

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• Added: April 28, 2014

Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.

Carmen

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• Added: April 28, 2014