Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. But then Rudy turned on the light. He flooded my memory and now I'm blind.

Dexter Morgan

If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?

Deb

Dexter: Harry's right. I have to convince Lumen to do what I never could: to move on.

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

Sometimes bad things just happen.

Rita

Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?

Deb [to Masuka]

You can't even see our blood. It's like it never happened.

Deb

Deb: Newsflash Quinn: You're an idiot.

Mack: So gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, ate my puppy.

(voice over) Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. I can't keep my problem locked away in a cabin forever. Harry always said there were plenty of people who deserved to die, but no matter how hard I close my eyes and wish, Doakes isn't one of them. Harry, he never prepared me for this one, what do I do? What would you do?

Dexter Quotes

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.