Popular Dexter Quotes
Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.Dexter Morgan
Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.
[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.Dexter Morgan
Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine,Dexter [to Lumen]
Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.
Records Supervisor: You have a morbid sense of fun.
Dexter Morgan: That's probably true...
Sergeant Doakes: You give me the fucking creeps, you know that Dexter?
Dexter Morgan: Yeah, I know, sorry about that.
Lt. Maria Laguerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there?
Dexter Morgan: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane
People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well, that's my burden, I guess.Dexter Morgan
Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I'm a very neat monster.Dexter Morgan
Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest.Dexter Morgan
Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.Dexter Morgan