Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

Dexter Morgan

My psycho-killer fiancé? Please, I've had worse. At least he paid for my meals.

Deb

Ten months old and you've had your first cigarette. Sorry about that.

(to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's fucking redonkulous.

Masuka

Vince: You are so boning this reporter.
Quinn: Shut the fuck up.

Camouflage is nature's craftiest trick.

If I can get the crotchety, judgmental babysitter from Ireland to trust me, why not you?

His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report.

Quinn

Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.

So, Miami is the haystack and the ice truck's the needle, right? Brother, I just found the fucking needle!

Debra Morgan

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan