Dexter: I have someplace I need to be.
Vince: I also have places I need to be. Not good places; but places.

What would I do if I couldn't properly dispose of a body? I'd hide it.

You've got a family to support, and people to dismember. You're spinning too many plates, Dexter

Harry

So far, I'm starting to think I fucked around more than my old man did.

Deb

Vince: You are so boning this reporter.
Quinn: Shut the fuck up.

Dexter: I already have a killer to clean up after: me.

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If they find Benny is my car, it's lethal injection time.

Rita: Sure you're okay? You look a little pale.
Dexter: Hospitals. They give me the creeps.

If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat.

Deb [to Masuka]

Trinity is the most successful serial killer to ever get away with it.

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.

The perfect husband would have gotten rid of his old apartment. But I kill people. Not exactly the perfect husband.

Dexter Quotes

The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me.

Dexter Morgan

I think this is a friendly message like, "Hey! wanna play?" and yes I wanna play. I really really do.

Dexter Morgan