I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

Vince

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• Added: November 15, 2009

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

Vince

• Permalink: We share everything. Not in a gay way.
• Added: November 15, 2009

Trinity: Confession is good for the soul.
Dexter: All the more proof I have no soul.

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• Added: November 15, 2009

Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.

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• Added: November 15, 2009

I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a fucking 'tard.

Deb

• Permalink: I love you, bro, but sometimes you're a f**king 'tard.
• Added: November 15, 2009

I really do need to stab something.

• Permalink: I really do need to stab something.
• Added: November 15, 2009

I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

Masuka

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• Added: November 11, 2009

We're looking for a potentially old white guy... in Miami?

Angel

• Permalink: We're looking for a potentially old white guy... in Miami?
• Added: November 11, 2009

We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.

• Permalink: We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn't be found out.
• Added: November 08, 2009

Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

• Permalink: Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.
• Added: November 08, 2009

Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

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• Added: November 08, 2009

You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they're gonna fuck.

Quinn

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• Added: November 08, 2009