Hello, Missy. I’m the Master. And I’m very worried about my future.

The Master

Razor: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
Bill: What’s the difference?
Razor: I call one “good” and the other “bad.”
Bill: ...I’ll take the good one.
Razor: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!
Bill: What horror?!
Razor: Mainly the tea.

The Doctor [about Missy]: She’s the only person I’ve ever met who’s even *remotely* like me.
Bill: So, more than anything, you want her to be good?
Nardole: Are you having an *emotion*?

Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who. These are my disposables, Exposition and… Comic Relief.

Missy

You’re probably handsome, aren’t you? Well, congratulations on your relative symmetry.

Missy

Missy: Hello. I’m Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing 1 and… the other one.
Nardole [long-sufferingly]: Bill, Nardole.
Missy: We picked up your distress call [broad wink] and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
Bill: Yeah, we’re not assistants.
Missy: Okay, right, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Nags?

Doctor Who Season 10 Episode 12 Quotes

You’re probably handsome, aren’t you? Well, congratulations on your relative symmetry.

Missy

Missy: Hello. I’m Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing 1 and… the other one.
Nardole [long-sufferingly]: Bill, Nardole.
Missy: We picked up your distress call [broad wink] and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
Bill: Yeah, we’re not assistants.
Missy: Okay, right, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Nags?