Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Season 4 Episode 2: "Butt Patrol" Quotes
We’ve been through this. We don’t need a former superhero. We NEED a former supervillain, somebody willing to win at all costs.
Cliff
Jane: Who cares who gets the credit? Let’s just kill that motherfucker and be done with this.
Rita: Who cares about credit? I have done everything to save you all and you’re handing over the reins to someone who’s already failed at being a hero and a villain.
Rouge: Let me look over Rita’s materials, let you gather yourselves. We must be focused and ready to do this right.
Larry: What are you saying? You want us to take a quick power nap and THEN prevent the end of the world?
Ant Farm Tech: A little over a year ago, the Ant Farm R&D department conceived of a creature that could be bred as a weaponized force of nature. The goal was to make them unstoppable.
Dr. Yu: Let me guess. It worked.
Ant Farm Tech: All too well.
Who needs a Doom Bus or time machine when you have two wheels and unlimited stamina?
Cliff
I’m saving my first touch for my family. End of discussion. Save the world, then allow myself to feel again. Anything else would be a waste.
Cliff
You’re lucky that you have people to share your life with. I don’t know where I was in the future or what happened, but I’m certain of one thing. I was alone.
Rouge
We are quite a bit alike, you and me, Cliff. Relics from a long time past, discarded by the side of the road, in search of a new home we may never truly find.
Rouge
Ant Farm Supervisor: Finally, we have what we need to move forward with weaponization.
Dr. Yu: Wait, you can’t seriously still be considering weaponizing these creatures. Please, you’d be weaponizing one of the greatest discoveries of our time.
Ant Farm Supervisor: Great discovery? Like what? Fire? Electricity? The atom? Weaponization is the fruit of progress, Dr. Yu. This is the intention of discovery always.
You act like this was some great betrayal, but I had my reasons. And even if I didn’t, you were actually a pretty shitty team leader. All you did was tell everyone what to do, holding us to impossible standards, giving out gold stars and demerits like we were all little school children. After a while, it didn’t even feel like we were doing good for the right reasons. We were just going through the motions as part of a misguided vanity play.
Larry
Rouge: What’s wrong?
Cliff: He’s asking me to put him down.
Rouge: And what is wrong with that?
Cliff: It’s a fucking zombie. He’s not old-fucking-Yeller.
