[singing] Immortimus. Yes, it's Immortimus. / There’s absolutely nothing suss about today.

Dorothy

[singing] We celebrate Immortus and the day she was born. / From the time stream to our heartstrings, it’s Isabel we adore. / Oh, thank Immortus, I’ve got no one to answer to but me! / And I’m so blessed with this circus, my found family.

Jane

[singing] Nothing is weird. Everything’s fine. We’re all okay on Immortimus Day.

Chorus

Jane: Why do I feel like something’s off?
Casey: Maybe your inner self is trying to tell you something? Hearing any voice in your head lately?
Jane: [beat] That’d be pretty weird.

[singing] What’s not to love? We’ve got peanut brittle, happiness, and hugs.

Rouge

[singing] Shit, shit, what is this? / What the fuck is going on? / Am I speaking in a song? / Oh no, something is very wrong.

Rouge

Cliff: [singing] I want to drive my stick.
Isabel: [singing] Come on, let’s go baby.
Cliff: [singing] Even to this holiday chick.
Isabel: [singing] Rev it up, now. Rev it up, now!
Cliff: [singing] Gotta shift gears, I’m in overdrive. / Immortus is coming and so am I!

Jane: You’re taking this remarkably well.
Casey: Yeah, I guess I’m just used to being ripped out of realities.

Rita: I don’t want to be a monster anymore.
Rouge: Rita, you were never a monster to me.
Rita: That’s because in this friendship, you’re the monster.

Your need for constant attention and adulation is inspiring. Your hunger for perfection – although a hopeless endeavor – is almost as impressive as your lack of self-awareness. And finally, and this is what I do admire most, your ability to be an even bigger narcissist than I could ever be. You think you’re all powerful. YOu think you’re all knowing. Well, I know you because I was you and I don’t want to be you anymore. It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence.

Rita

I’m not sure this is what I want anymore. Immortimus is just another prison. It’s another lie. And I’m done lying to myself. I’m one hundred years old, for god’s sake, and I’m still hiding. I have never lived out in the real world. I can’t lock myself away anymore. I need to go.

Dorothy

[singing] You’re all doomed. / Sorry not sorry to break the bad news.

Isabel

Doom Patrol Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

[singing] We celebrate Immortus and the day she was born. / From the time stream to our heartstrings, it’s Isabel we adore. / Oh, thank Immortus, I’ve got no one to answer to but me! / And I’m so blessed with this circus, my found family.

Jane

[singing] Immortimus. Yes, it's Immortimus. / There’s absolutely nothing suss about today.

Dorothy