Young Vic: I just wanted a black superhero toy. I made a mistake.
Silas: We don't get to make mistakes. One mistake could cost you your life.

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What kind of Captain Kangaroo, Jim Henson devilry is this?

Jane Muppet

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Hammerhead Muppet: Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious
Jane Muppet: I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious.
Hammerhead Muppet: Do I have a Ph.D. in subconscious shit? How the fuck should I know? Point is, she's in control. She's a well-adjusted adult. NOT. And we're fucking puppets. So go with it.

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Human Cliff: Gotta say. You look worse than I thought.
Robot Cliff: That's your hello?

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What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation, the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience that is going to bring the world to its knees.

Rita

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Human Cliff: Can I skip this? I'm pretty comfortable with my shame.
Young Larry: I think she's saying that's the problem.

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Young Larry: So the plan is we just stew in our own shit and the world is saved? Because that's pretty evil.
Rita: [gasps] Oh no, evil? Hardly. Ambitious, maybe. Pretentious. But, evil? No, evil is the scourge that calls herself Madame Rouge.

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I've always been invisible to you. See me. Listen to me. This is not who I was born to be. Can't you hear me?

Larry

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Just wait a minute. This is not what we do. I'm his sub. I don't clean up messes. I create messes.

Human Cliff

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Art is bullshit. Art is a narcotic you suckle while life, ambition, purpose pass you by.

Rouge

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Young Larry: Are they right?
General Tony: Who?
Young Larry: The Sisterhood of Dada. Is it important for me to know why there's a General Tony in Vic's subconscious? Cause maybe it is. Maybe knowing will move us forward.
General Tony: K. Why does Larry's sub stare out the window?
Young Larry: None of your goddamn business.

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General Tony: We relive our pain every day. Why do we have to air it out?
Young Larry: Maybe because we have a duty. A duty to our conscious selves so that they can live a better life. They're stuck because of us. Life is about duty. It's about what and who you serve.

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