If anything happens to her, I'll kill you.


We need to leave here, but don't make it obvious.


Evan: Why do you have Fallon's shoes?
Kirby: These are mine.

Fallon:: What if my whole world is cursed? What if I peaked in high school?
Alexis: Fallon, you're spiraling, and it's not good for your worry lines.

Blake: Are you ready?
Anders: Yes, sir.

Are you threatening to hurt a priest?


Let's get this party started.


The Carrington Dynasty is imploding.


Scorpio: We got married at an all-night chapel.
Sammy: Wow. Blackout me is leaving sober me speechless.

Fallon: "The Anaconda Club?"
Sammy: Why does that sound familiar?
Kirby: It's a strip club.
Fallon: Oh, come on. I married a stripper?

Jeff Colby: Don't you ever run out of plans?
Alexis: No.

Kirby: No, no, um, it's actually pretty bad. At least Britney Spears knew who she was marrying in Vegas.
Fallon: Remind me not to invite you to my next bachelorette party.

Dynasty Quotes

Everyday, I take one mans dirt and turn it into diamonds. And digging up insider info is even easier when they assume I work for the airline, instead of owning the plane.


Like it or not, we live in an age of dynasties. Who else can you trust to run the family business?