Fallon: I'll go find the wizard myself.
Culhane [as The Tin Man]: There's no way in hell I'm skipping.

Fallon [as Dorothy]: I have no idea why you can't get it through your straw head that I am with Culhane. It's like you don't have any...
Liam [as the Scarecrow]: Brains. Well if I don't, its because I've lost my mind for you.
Fallon: And I've just lost my mind.

Oh, looks like someone's having a leg, a breast and a thigh. Can you two put some clothes on? People need to take shelter.


Kirby: Remember they have to stick this up my down under.
Sammy: Not that specific one. I doubt it's BYOB.
Kirby: Hmmm?
Sammy: The second "B" is for "baster."

Psychic Adriana: A man strong, bare-chested.
Sam: Wait, are you sure that's not my card? Cause that could be Steven.
Fallon: Get your own card.

I'm sorry, who is she again? Please save your cheesy, inspirational quotes for your Instagram, and don't tag me.


I'm like a ghost in Gucci.


Every time a transaction rings an angel gets her billions.


Alexis: It was a dark time. Adam has just been kidnapped.
Fallon: Yes, we all know Adam was the lucky one.

I don't just barter for antiques, sweetheart. I barter for power.

Ada Stone

Fallon: Besides, my mom used to build a wall on Steven's bed everytime he brought a girl how and it always worked.
Liam: I wonder why.

I'm back bitch, and I'm your problem now.


Dynasty Quotes

Everyday, I take one mans dirt and turn it into diamonds. And digging up insider info is even easier when they assume I work for the airline, instead of owning the plane.


Like it or not, we live in an age of dynasties. Who else can you trust to run the family business?