So I would like to propose a toast to me time becoming we time becoming three time.


I guess that's what love is. Doing things you don't want to for people who don't quite deserve it.


Blake: Believe me, there was no other choice.
Monica: You, Blake, should never start a sentence with believe me.

Claudia: You said you were gonna help me.
Blake: And you said you killed my wife. Everyone up there heard it. Look, I am helping you. I'm helping you understand the pain you caused me and my family by taking away what you love. I know it's cruel, he's only a baby. Will it make things equal? I don't know. But it's a hell of a start.

You know, I grew up in a family where, if you don't stab someone in the back before dinner, you don't get dessert, so I forget sometimes that there are some decent people in this world.


Send a card signed, "Ho, ho, ho." I'll know it's you.

Cristal to Alexis

Cristal: I'm sorry. Why wouldn't they look for a woman who tried to kill all of you last Thanksgiving?
Fallon: Oh, daddy didn't tell you? He didn't report it to the cops. Instead, he paid to lock her up in a loony bin. Don't worry, they had crafts.

It's going to be the society wedding of the season. It's a shame you're no longer invited.


You know, Blake's pantalones may tighten at the taught of you now, but in time, they're going to deflate.


The whole antebellum thing is giving me "Get Out" vibes.


Anders: Oh god, don't tell me you're tattoing the baby.
Sammy: Just the Carrington crest on his ankle. It's tiny.

Fallon: Jeff! You're an objective third party. Where do you stand on Whitney covers?
Jeff: Is this a trap?

Dynasty Quotes

Everyday, I take one mans dirt and turn it into diamonds. And digging up insider info is even easier when they assume I work for the airline, instead of owning the plane.


Like it or not, we live in an age of dynasties. Who else can you trust to run the family business?