So I would like to propose a toast to me time becoming we time becoming three time.Blake
I guess that's what love is. Doing things you don't want to for people who don't quite deserve it.Sammy
Blake: Believe me, there was no other choice.
Monica: You, Blake, should never start a sentence with believe me.
Claudia: You said you were gonna help me.
Blake: And you said you killed my wife. Everyone up there heard it. Look, I am helping you. I'm helping you understand the pain you caused me and my family by taking away what you love. I know it's cruel, he's only a baby. Will it make things equal? I don't know. But it's a hell of a start.
You know, I grew up in a family where, if you don't stab someone in the back before dinner, you don't get dessert, so I forget sometimes that there are some decent people in this world.Fallon
Send a card signed, "Ho, ho, ho." I'll know it's you.Cristal to Alexis
Cristal: I'm sorry. Why wouldn't they look for a woman who tried to kill all of you last Thanksgiving?
Fallon: Oh, daddy didn't tell you? He didn't report it to the cops. Instead, he paid to lock her up in a loony bin. Don't worry, they had crafts.
It's going to be the society wedding of the season. It's a shame you're no longer invited.Fallon
You know, Blake's pantalones may tighten at the taught of you now, but in time, they're going to deflate.Alexis
The whole antebellum thing is giving me "Get Out" vibes.Culhane
Anders: Oh god, don't tell me you're tattoing the baby.
Sammy: Just the Carrington crest on his ankle. It's tiny.
Fallon: Jeff! You're an objective third party. Where do you stand on Whitney covers?
Jeff: Is this a trap?