Sammy: Now, I'm not saying I could get the drugs for you, but if I could, it might expose your mother for what she really is.
Liam: She's not going to dose her mom.
Sammy: You don't know her then. I've never seen you this desperate. I don't think you would be if you weren't trying to prove the truth. So... let's prove it.

I know better than to get between a gay boy and his mother.

Sammy

The one percent is good for some things at least one percent of the time.

Cristal

A marriage might not last, but an ex-wife is forever.

Alexis

Oh, this is sad. Hiding her valuables like a paranoid, underprivileged squirrel.

Fallon

Everything she does is criminal. From her eyeshadow to her patented brand of neglect.

Fallon