Dynasty
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You can drop the big C act. I know it's fake.
Fallon
And you look fantastic, for someone who just face-planted into a fireplace.
Blake
Laura Ridley: I read your book. My dear friend, the Pulitzer-Prize-winning critic, Michiko Kakutani, she slipped me her advanced copy. And I must say I'm offended. Not only by your subpar writing but by your slanderous portrayal of me. So I have filed a lawsuit.
Liam: It's fiction, Mom.
Laura Ridley: The book will never see the light of day, and I will tie up your little vagina power company with so many lawsuits that you will never sign another author again.
Fallon: Are you really that sad?
Laura Ridley: What's sad is this little folly. So I will give you a choice. I will give up the lawsuit if you give up my son.
I mean, I should've known better. Kissing in public? It's almost as bad as leaking your own sex tape.
Fallon
Fallon: Mother, what have you done to yourself?
Sammy: She's made herself Fallon. Wow, that is some dark...
Alexis: Shut up, everyone just shut up.
Look, I was doing the same thing. I was protecting myself. And the truth is, I started writing that book to get over you. But it turned out to be the best way to tell you how I feel. I know I'm in love with you. I have been, for awhile.
Liam
Sammy: I don't know why you expect Liam to be honest with you when you are not honest with him.
Fallon: What are you talking about?
Sammy: For someone who hates masks, you are the biggest mask wearer of them all. I mean, you're totally unwilling to let anyone know the true Fallon. There.
Adam: I read Liam's book. All I can say is I hope I'm lucky enough to find someone who feels that way about me.
Fallon: You can start with non-relatives.
I'm all about female empowerment and two girls fighting over the same guy is so 'My Best Friend's Wedding.'
Fallon
Blake: I've always said that family is the most important currency in life.
Fallon: No, you've always said that money is the most important currency.
Kirby: I'm really amazed at how well you've handled all this Liam stuff.
Fallon: Well, as long as he doesn't take his shirt off, or look at me with his eyes, I should be able to stay focused.
Fallon: I am not working with Liam, Kirby. You were in Sun Valley.
Kirby: Where you made a mockery of your dignity, self-esteem, and feminism in general? Yes, I was there.
