Popular Eastwick Quotes
Penny: You know, I can be at HarvestFest right now. I could be getting drunk, eating pie. But instead, I'm in the woods, with you, knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer.
Joanna: I know. Isn't it fun?
Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads.
Darryl: You just be careful, okay?
Joanna: What do you mean?
Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie.
I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO.
Joanna
(opening her gift from Darryl) And it's Maurice. Oh boy! Kat gets silk, and I get... Maurice.
Joanna
Roxie: Since you're a high school dropout, would-be rapist, future Dateline predator who works in a gas station, I'll talk slowly. If you ever touch my daughter again, or any other innocent girl for that matter, so help me God!
Gus: Ok, well, first of all, your little Mia is not so innocent, lady. And second, I may be a high school dropout, but you're the slut who killed her husband so she can bang half the town.
Roxie: I'd be careful what I say next, if I were you.
(to Joanna and Kat) Would you like to drive me to the mental institution yourself, or should I take my own car?
Roxie
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance.
(looking at Kat in the sexy red dress) I have lady wood.
Roxie
(Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G!
Darryl
Three blind mice...three blind mice...see how they run.
Bun
Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?
Roxie
