Popular Eastwick Quotes
(to Mia) I don't think you're stupid at all...I think you are my salvation.
Roxie
Darryl: I've been thinking about you.
Roxie: Let me guess. Naked and covered in some kind of cooking oil?
Darryl: Mmm, canola, yes.
Darryl: You believe in a lot of weird and crazy things.
Roxie: I don't believe in ghosts.
Darryl: Why do you think you keep seeing one?
Roxie: I don't know. Psychotic break, acid flashback, early Alzheimer's?
Darryl: (talking about the ghost of Gus) Seek him out. Ask him what he wants. If you can figure out why he's here, you can probably figure out how to make him leave.
Roxie: Does that same logic apply to you?
(looking at pictures of Will taken by Joanna) Stalk much?
Penny
(making a toast) To a successful evening for each of us. May I put my ghost to bed. (to Joanna) May you put your story to bed. (to Kat) And may Raymond put you to bed.
Roxie
(Joanna and Will start making out on a desk)
Will: No, wait. I want to do this right.
Joanna: Oh, we can do it all kinds of ways.
Darryl: 'And I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. They will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance on them.'
Roxie: Pulp Fiction?
Darryl: No, Ezekiel. Twenty-five, seventeen.
Roxie: I wouldn't have pegged you for a Bible thumper.
Kat: (to Joanna) I can't believe you went to a whorehouse.
Roxie: (to Kat) I can't believe you had sex in a public pool!
(staring at Kat in a hot dress) If we were in college, a little Indigo Girls on my iPod, you wouldn't stand a chance.
Joanna
To err is human, to forgive is divine. All that crap.
Roxie
Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?
Roxie
