Elementary
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So, he’s a serial indecent proposer?
Joan
I don’t care what cock I’m holding just as long I know how it got there…
Joan
I used to keep a collection of notorious crimes from other countries but I lost the habit when I had my habit.
Sherlock
That’s the kind of man I am, I leave keys under doormats
Sherlock
I will be honest with you all, I don’t want my wife back because I love her, I want her back because I am tired of people looking at me the way you all are looking at me right now.
Gordon
Holmes was right about me, I can’t do this job without him!
Lestrade
That’s me Watson, joke machine
Sherlock
Joan: Score: 1 for cheating husbands.
When an Israeli operative gives you illegally obtained emails, you don’t skim.
Sherlock
Triggers are bound in bars.
Sherlock
I only knew the legend
Marcus
Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.
