Elementary
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She's a buffoon. All profilers are.
Holmes
If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.
Holmes
If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.
Holmes
I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?
Holmes
Hashtag, the awkward moment?
Sherlock
I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?
Watson
In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.
Rhys
Sherlock is my number one priority. You will not do drugs in this house, you will not talk to him about this, and you will talk about drugs in his presence. If I feel you've compromised his sobriety in any way, I will report you to the police.
Watson
Others my find inspiration in my abstinence... Apparently.
Sherlock
If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.
Sherlock
[To Bell] How many times did you two have sex? My guess is 9 or 10 times.
Sherlock
Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.
