I don't know what's weirder … that I'm spending my Friday night with you or the Stanley freaking Cup.

Bell

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• Added: May 01, 2015

It kills you that an unremarkable prisoner could figure out how to escape from prison when you can't.

Joan

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• Added: May 01, 2015

The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.

Sherlock

• Permalink: The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one's perfect.
• Added: May 01, 2015

You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?

Bell

• Permalink: You think you broke us up with the power of your mind?
• Added: May 01, 2015

Sherlock: I have what some might call a strong personality.
Bell: Nah.

• Permalink: I have what some might call a strong personality.
• Added: May 01, 2015

We had to put her in the Shoe. Oh, that's solitary.
Joan. We get Netflix.

Deputy Warden McCann

• Permalink: We get Netflix.
• Added: May 01, 2015

You're firing me, so you can be my friend?

Alfredo

• Permalink: You're firing me, so you can be my friend
• Added: April 24, 2015

After many, many hours, I've come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood. You are my friend.

Sherlock

• Permalink: You are my friend
• Added: April 24, 2015

You're bad at this, Marty. You're exceptionally bad.

Sherlock

• Permalink: You're bad at this, Marty. You're exceptionally bad
• Added: April 24, 2015

I prefer police contact me through my lawyer, not my dentist

Janko Stepovic

• Permalink: I prefer police contact me through my lawyer, not my dentist
• Added: April 24, 2015

The full spectrum of commerce and communication flows through her optic fibers as well as the requisite glut of pornography and cat videos.

Sherlock

• Permalink: The requisite glut of pornography and cat videos
• Added: April 17, 2015

Finn: At one time almost every great religion has been attacked as a cult.
Sherlock: So have most cults.

• Permalink: At one time almost every great religion has been attacked as a cult
• Added: April 17, 2015