You should be proud of yourself Watson.

Sherlock

So last night I paid close attention to her range of motion and her avoidance of certain positions…

Sherlock

I’ll try to contain my fanboy

Sherlock

Joan: You went a little fanboy in there.
Sherlock: Fanboy?

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No judgement, just buy some more to-go cups.

Joan

The good investigator never rules out the possibility that his quarry is a fool.

Sherlock

Joan: Why is Gay asleep on our couch
Sherlock: I worked her hard.

Sherlock: Do I look as you'd imagined.
C: Hard to say. The parts of you that keep my imagination occupied are fully clothed at the moment.

Sherlock: Has anyone claimed responsibility for the Nanotyrannus yet?
Gregson: No, why?
Joan: He wants to take it home.

Joan: Okay, well, I will work on the collage while you are out.
Sherlock: It's not a collage, I don't do crafts.

I remove my earlier skepticism. The dinosaur in Doug Newberg's backyard did indeed escape my notice.

Sherlock

Gay: I'm Gay.
Sherlock: I'm not.
Gay: It's my name.

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.