Stranger things Watson...

Sherlock

I just have one question... What kind of name is Sherlock?

Joan

Sherlock: Which is why I am considering possibility two.
Watson: [looks at board] It's blank.
Sherlock: Possibility two has stubbornly refused to reveal itself.
Watson: Well keep staring at the wall, I'm sure it's hiding in there somewhere.

Watson: Hey, what's this?
Sherlock: You're a detective now, you tell me?
Watson: Ah, it looks like you left your dry cleaning ticket for me.

Sherlock: Strain yourself to be alert to the bizarre and the unusual; that which has no place in any given picture.
Watson: Like that stretch limo with the driver staring straight at us?

I am better with you Watson. I'm sharper, more focuses. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps in time, I'll solve that as well.

Sherlock

I know that you lied to me. I'm not angry, if anything I am grateful.

Sherlock

These locks, you put them in some special order the other day, right? [Knocks over locks] Do it again.

Joan

Joan: You sure this sudden interest in my safety has nothing to do with you wanting to see two women engage in foxy boxing?
Sherlock: You think you're foxy?

[To Bell] How many times did you two have sex? My guess is 9 or 10 times.

Sherlock

If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.

Sherlock

Others my find inspiration in my abstinence... Apparently.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.