Entourage Season 2 Quotes
Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E
Drama: Do you know what time it is?
Brooke Shields: Oh, sorry, no watch.
Drama: Yeah, I noticed you don't wear any jewelry.
Brooke Shields: No, I never really have.
Drama: Yeah, me neither. No watch, no bracelet, no ring
Ari: I'm not in the art game for the profits. I'm in it for the love of the work.
Eric: I know it's a fake, Ari. Cut the bullshit.
Ari: It's a fake? So, I'm giving out fake paintings? Do you want to see the certificate of authenticity?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: ... define the term fake, Eric
Hey, maybe I'll bring Brooke [Shields]. Get to know her, so that we feel comfortable for the love scene
Drama
[as E and Sloan walk into the club...]
Vince: Well, look what we have here.
Turtle: We were about to start hanging signs on trees.
Drama: Yeah, "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E."
Ari: Lloyd. You were an Art History major at Sarah Lawrence College, right?
Lloyd: Yes I was.
Ari: Then you know how to pull this down off the wall. Grab it and put it down in Vinnie's car
Eric: So, your dad is pretty good with a gun.
Sloan: You should see him with a crossbow.
Eric: Are you serious?
Sloan: He's great with all weapons, and he's even better with his bare hands.
Eric: Was he on the boxing team at Oxford?
Sloan: Oxford? No. You've got the wrong idea about my father. He didn't even finish high school.
Eric: Really? He just seems so polished.
Sloan: You don't have to be afraid of him.
Eric: Oh I know. I mean, why would I be afraid of a bare-knuckle brawler who's proficient in all weapons?
Ari: It's a jerk-off meeting! My six year-old could get that meeting!
Eric: Yeah, your six year old probably could have painted this shit too!
Ari: What did you and Terrence talk about anyways?
Eric: Oh, he offered me your job. I turned him down because your office is too small
Fucking actors, they never know where they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
James Cameron
Drama [to Turtle]: You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night
Eric: What are you going to wear to a Bat Mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites"