Mrs. Gold: You're being ridiculous!
Ari: I'm being... That's exactly what you said at the "Bill and Ted" premiere when Terrance said, "I'll take Keanu, you take the other guy."

Vince: I'm a little surprised that you called. What's going on?
Mandy Moore: I, um... I wanted to tell you that Chris and I are gonna be taking a little break.
Vince: Aww, that's too bad. Well, look, you know, if you need a friend, of course I'll be there...
Mandy Moore: Vince, I have enough friends. The truth is, if we're being upfront with one another, I'm not over you either

Vince: You still mad at me for bailing on dinner.
Mandy Moore: I'm not mad at you.
Vince: So whats wrong?
Mandy Moore: Who says there's anything wrong?
Vince: I know you. I can tell.
Mandy Moore: Vince, you haven't known me in like 5 years.
Vince: Oh, its true, you've probably changed a lot. I've changed a lot. I've learned French

Terrence: This is for the little lady.
[hands Ari an envelope with a $50,000 check]
Terrence: I didn't want my gift to be mixed up with all the others

Drama: Look at that gorgeous piece of bread. Its like a big baked cloud.
Turtle: Imagine making a six foot hero out of that

I've had more than a few partners. Not all of them have lasted.

Terrence

Mrs. Gold: Melinda, it's so great to see you.
Melinda: You too. You look fabulous.
Mrs. Gold: Thank you.
Melinda: Being a housewife certainly agrees with you.
Mrs. Gold: And playing a raging bitch on TV certainly agrees with you. You're so natural.
Melinda: Well, if you hadn't quit acting at 25, it might have been you in a hit TV show

[referring to U2 concert]
Drama: Floor level or bust. That's my moto.
Eric: I thought it was "will act for food."

Seriously, I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me, but it's never affected the work

Drama

Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How fuckin' old are you, Drama?
Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe

Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp.
Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop.
Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I.
Eric: You are the common man, Drama.
Turtle: More like an uncommon loser

Shauna: I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother.
Vince: At Comic Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother

Entourage Season 2 Quotes

Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.

Before he did Born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. Hanks fucked the fish before he did Forrest Gump.

Ari