Eric: Do you know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky?
Nick: Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard.

60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse

Turtle

Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well

Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time

Sloan: What is your plan? If you go and shoot this movie for six months, I wanna know what me and all of these boxes are waiting for?
Eric: Can I be honest?
Sloan: Yeah.
Eric: I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together, I haven't really thought about it.
Sloan: Okay, I understand. Can I be honest?
Eric: Yeah.
Sloan: You really need to

Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out

Drama

[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips

Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume

Drama

Nick: Truth of the matter is I got so much money now I can sit on my ass and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to.
Nick's Girlfriend: I'm not a model, I'm a singer!

If you want this check to clear you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are, while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends

Yair Marx

Drama: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something; if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDb, we're all good.
Brett Ratner: You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting?
Drama: Such is my passion for movies

Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go

Entourage Season 3 Quotes

James Woods: You got five seconds to give me my fucking tickets! Five!
Drama: Or what? You're gonna huff and puff and blow the house down?
James Woods: How bout I'm gonna knock this fucking door down and come in there and shove your head up Turtle's ass! Give me my fucking tickets! You got five seconds! Five!

Ari: You pick up my suit from the tailor?
Mrs. Ari: I'm going to the fucking tailor, Ari. To pick up the new fucking $5,000 suit that I fucking paid for!