Episodes Quotes
The guy who sweeps my beach?
Matt
Matt's Accountant: There's the possibility of liquidating the car collection -
Matt: Fuck you!
Matt's Accountant: Okay.
Aaron: So that's not on the table?
Matt: Not even near the table!
Matt's Accountant: But you're prepared to evict your father?
Matt: Not one of those cars is an asshole.
Sean: We take the meetings -
Beverly: And shove them?
I hope he comes back to life, gets ass cancer, and dies again.
Matt
I made up the part about my grandfather.
Matt
Don't be stupid, call your agent, sell your show, make the money!
Matt
Matt: Jokes, I've got jokes, sir. A penny for a joke?
Beverly: Bloody hell!
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I have three alimonies to pay! This is worse than when I had ball cancer.
Merc
Matt: You've never seen me drunk.
Beverly: You've vomited on me.
Matt: To be clear, I lost 32 MILLION fuckin' dollars.
Sean: ……..but you still have $31 million.
Sean: But the good news is, you still have $31 million!
Matt: But the bad news is I lost $32 million!
Sean: Oh! Well, that's not everything! He only took half your money. You made it seem like, he took -
Beverly: Yeah, no you're right, it least it's not everything -
Matt: He took $32 million!
Sean: Oh wow, well, that is a lot! But, um, you still have -
Matt: Um, a little over $31 million. What?
