Nurse: I'm sorry but 17-year-olds can't donate eggs.
Maddy: That's fucking retarded.

She liked the kid she babysat for, but what she loved the most was...

Rue

If he tells Jules we did drugs, I'll kill him in the quad.

Rue

Woman: Hey.
Maddy: Hi, how was your night?
Woman: It was fun, uh, nice to be drunk.

Maddy: I feel like I would look so sexy pregnant.
Kat: Maddy, please do not get pregnant.
Maddy: I wouldn't wear any of those nasty maternity clothes. I would just be me, plus pregnant.
BB: Remember when I got pregnant?
Maddy: Yes, and it would be nothing like that.
BB: Well, speaking of baby daddies, I seen the photo that Ethan posted to you. It's cute as fuck.
Maddy: Yeah, Kat, stop flaunting your healthy, non-abusive, wonderful relationship. It's actually triggering.
Kat: Yeah, he's, uhm, really sweet.

Viking: Killing makes me hard.
Kat: He was the love of my life.
Viking: He was a weakling.
Kat: No, not totally.
He doesn't deserve a woman like you.
Viking: Come on.
Kat: What are you doing?
Viking: Preparing to conquer you.

Maddy: Wait, you're telling me Ethan tore your clothes off and fucked the shit out of you?
Kat: Yeah, it was great.
BB: Go Ethan!

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Nate was released from the hospital a few days earlier.

Rue

Cal: I might have a hard time believing you don't know who did this to you.
Nate: Dad, just leave it alone.
Cal: Well, I'm not going to.
Nate: Well, you should.

Nate, I'm legit going crazy. You can't do this to me.

Cassie

Mom: What's wrong with your sister?
Lexi: I think she's having a nervous breakdown about being single or something.
Mom: Those aren't the emotions of a single person.

Maddie will spend the rest of her life trying to kill me, but she'll actually kill you.

Nate

Euphoria Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

She liked the kid she babysat for, but what she loved the most was...

Rue

Nurse: I'm sorry but 17-year-olds can't donate eggs.
Maddy: That's fucking retarded.