Fez: Yo, don't touch anything. Don't talk to ask, and don't go in my fucking room.
Faye: Ok. I promise.
Fex: Want some of my sandwiches.
Faye: Ok.

Mom: What's wrong with your sister?
Lexi: I think she's having a nervous breakdown about being single or something.
Mom: Those aren't the emotions of a single person.

Maddie will spend the rest of her life trying to kill me, but she'll actually kill you.

Nate

Nurse: I'm sorry but 17-year-olds can't donate eggs.
Maddy: That's fucking retarded.

Nate, I'm legit going crazy. You can't do this to me.

Cassie

I gotta be home in fifteen minutes or else I'm going to be grounded for another two weeks. Bye, Rue.

Jules

Maddy: I feel like I would look so sexy pregnant.
Kat: Maddy, please do not get pregnant.
Maddy: I wouldn't wear any of those nasty maternity clothes. I would just be me, plus pregnant.
BB: Remember when I got pregnant?
Maddy: Yes, and it would be nothing like that.
BB: Well, speaking of baby daddies, I seen the photo that Ethan posted to you. It's cute as fuck.
Maddy: Yeah, Kat, stop flaunting your healthy, non-abusive, wonderful relationship. It's actually triggering.
Kat: Yeah, he's, uhm, really sweet.

Viking: Killing makes me hard.
Kat: He was the love of my life.
Viking: He was a weakling.
Kat: No, not totally.
He doesn't deserve a woman like you.
Viking: Come on.
Kat: What are you doing?
Viking: Preparing to conquer you.

Elliot: Did I get you in trouble?
Rue: Kinda.
Elliot: I feel like we should do drugs.

She liked the kid she babysat for, but what she loved the most was...

Rue

Cal: I might have a hard time believing you don't know who did this to you.
Nate: Dad, just leave it alone.
Cal: Well, I'm not going to.
Nate: Well, you should.

Your dad let me in.

Rue

Euphoria Quotes

I promise you. If I could be a different person, I would. Not because I want it, but because they do. But here's the thing. One day, I just showed up without a map or a compass, and at some point, you have to make a choice ... about who you are and what you want. And therein lies the catch.

Rue

What do you think this is, the eighties? Catch a dick.

Jules