Zoe: I shouldn't have yelled.

Carter: No you shouldn't ... ah ... water ... bridge ... got it.

Doug: I've got ya
Holly: Yeah, you do.

Zane: Bring in a few of her favorite things, photos, music, your dorky little DnD game.
Doug: That is not dorky.
Zane: Actually it is.

I am really enjoying the higher cheekbones.

Deputy Andy

We gotta move fast, can you flip the switch and make happy on, anger off?

Carter

Allison: We are dealing with all the symptoms of rage.
Carter: So we are dealing with a bunch of mad scientist?

Jo: It's happening to me too, isn't it?
Carter: Yeah, big time.

Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!

Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.

So are we looking for Hulk juice or what?

Carter

Zane: You're telling me that Carter, Henry, and Jo are all evil clones made by Holly?
Fargo: Technically they are programed intelligences in bioprinted bodies, but yeah - evil clones.

Zane: I knew Jo was off, but not THAT off!
Fargo: Tell me about it, my resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.