Jo: You ok there, Tex?
Carter: Oh yeah, but don't believe them when they say lighting doesn't strike twice in the same place.

Henry: The more things change
Carter: The more they stay the same.

Allison: Dr. Grant, we know what it feels like to get pulled away from our own time.
Dr. Grant: Thank you, it's ok, But I thought there would be more flying cars.

Holly: What happened?
Fargo: Eureka has been sold.

Henry: Grace, oh my god.
Grace: Henry. What did you do?
Henry: I got my wife back.
Grace: And I am never going anywhere again.
Henry: I am going to hold you to that.

Andy: I appreciate your cooporation Mr. Donovan. Oh and of course your help reattaching my lower exstermademies.
Zane: My pleasure.

Carter: Grace, She's on the committee.
Henry: And, I am pretty sure I am married to her.
Carter: Oooooooooh dear.
Henry: Oooooooh yes.

Dr. Grant: Do you seriously expect me to believe you are from the future?
Henry: I think you already believe or you would have called the MPs by now.
Carter: Fargo, why are you on fire?
Fargo: I would rather not talk about it.

Carter: You do realize that you, me, Allison and Jo are stuck here!
Henry: And Fargo, they caught him streaking through the camp.
Carter: Of course they did.

Allison: This is really bad!
Carter: Yea, for them, she is small but scrappy!

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Holly: Huh.
Carter: What "Huh"?
Holly: It looks like the bank will return to normal mass long before it hits the ground. I need to check my math.
Cater: YES PLEASE!

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.