Favorite Eureka Quotes
Fargo: We were just talking military man stuff.
Jo: Really, you served? Which division?
Fargo: Uh long division?
Parrish: You dematerialized me.
Zane: What happen to non-lethal weapons?
Parrish: That one's a work in progress. I taste like chicken.
Their making me do things, like I'm walking in my sleep. Except that instead of raiding the fridge I'm spitting out bodies like the queen alien on LV426
Holly
Kevin: You mean he's a clone? Can we keep him please?
Allison: This is Jack evil twin not a puppy!
It's like that dream where you're trying to scream but all you can speak is orkish.
Holly
Parrish: You know Donovan, I've always maintained that under proper supervision you're not incompetent.
Zane: Well damn Parrish, that's probably the nicest thing you said to anyone - ever
Carter: Game over
Jack: I really hate myself sometimes.
Jack: You ok?
Allison: Yeah.
Jack: I gotta kick my ass.
Zane: How goes the packing Jo-Jo?
Jo: It's like herding cats.
Jack: Not to interrupt, but WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Fargo: I think you may have been wormed-holed.
Jack: Wormholes are bad. What did you do?
Fargo: Nothing. I just activated my strong force amplifier.
Parrish: Sheriff, Ms. Lupo. Are you here to assist me with the move?
Jack: Actually we are here to see if you are trying to stop it.
Jo: When it comes to disgruntle employees, you're sort of top of the list.
Parrish: Oh on the contrary. I am fully gruntled. Global Dynamics hasn't appreciated my talents. Now that I am a free agent, the world is my oyster.
Parrish: Now if you will excuse me, it's quarter to Isaac time.
Jack: Wait? It's what?
Parrish: I am going to the GD spa for cucumber facial and seaweed body wrap. I have job interviews on Monday and I want to look as good as I feel, I've earned it.
