Favorite Eureka Quotes
Jo: Fargo, get up. Eureka is about to be destroyed by a network of wormholes.
Fargo: Yeah tell me about it. But I convinced them to give us an extra day so we can salvage the situation.
Zoe: I think she meant actually wormholes.
Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.
Zane: Why did I have to make these things so indestructible?
Jo: because you don't do things half-ass, even when you're being a complete ass.
Jo: How are we going to get out, that opening is only eight inches.
Holly: Oh, me, me.. I can manage eight inches, no problem
Fargo: [gasp]
Holly: I have really limber joints
Fargo: oooh [little whimper]
Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly: You can if you want, but that would be really weird.
Carter: Someone stick her in front of a cartoon!
I'm a felon, you're a grunt with a gun; how about we screw some expectations.
Zane
Henry: That's disconcerting
Jack: It's bad isn't it? What is it? Subdermal hematoma, pheocromacytoma, concussion... Uh, there was a House marathon on last night.
Allison: Now that we are involved I had to file an IA248 with the DOD
Jack: IA??
Allison: It's the form required for our intimate alliance.
Jack: There can't be a form for that!
Great, we'll grab the IAG plug it into the BCE and everything will be A-OK.
Carter
Carter: You did great.
Allison: My ass hurts.
Carter: I'll rub it later, you did great.
Henry: Jack be careful, the building maybe unstable.
Carter: Noted, unstable bank, [mumbles] but, what bank is'nt?
Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!
