Favorite Eureka Quotes
Warren: That is! I think we have what we need.
Jack: That's it?
Warren: What, were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Jack: Uh, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Henry: That's disconcerting
Jack: It's bad isn't it? What is it? Subdermal hematoma, pheocromacytoma, concussion... Uh, there was a House marathon on last night.
[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!
Carter
Andy [baby-talk to Jenna]Oh, there's Sheriff Carter and your big brother Kevin. He just perpetrated a code 503. That's grand theft auto. Yes it is!
Henry: Jack be careful, the building maybe unstable.
Carter: Noted, unstable bank, [mumbles] but, what bank is'nt?
Vincent: Zane forgot his sunglasses
Jack: Oh, I will take them to him [picks up sunglasses] Wow, nice shades Ponch!
Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.
Carter: You did great.
Allison: My ass hurts.
Carter: I'll rub it later, you did great.
Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
Zan
I scratched the ISS, now they will never let me be an astronaut.
Fargo
Great, we'll grab the IAG plug it into the BCE and everything will be A-OK.
Carter
Seriously Farto, is there anything you are not afraid of? How about bunny rabbits?
Jessica Lansky
