Favorite Eureka Quotes
[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!
Carter
Henry: Jack be careful, the building maybe unstable.
Carter: Noted, unstable bank, [mumbles] but, what bank is'nt?
Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly: You can if you want, but that would be really weird.
Carter: Someone stick her in front of a cartoon!
Zane: Why did I have to make these things so indestructible?
Jo: because you don't do things half-ass, even when you're being a complete ass.
Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
Zan
Warren: That is! I think we have what we need.
Jack: That's it?
Warren: What, were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Jack: Uh, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Nothing says good morning like a jar of cow.
Jack
Carter: I just don't get it
Stark: Its science Carter, nobody expects you to get it.
Seriously Farto, is there anything you are not afraid of? How about bunny rabbits?
Jessica Lansky
Huh, I seem to be conflagrating, weird.
Deputy Andy
I scratched the ISS, now they will never let me be an astronaut.
Fargo
Come with me if you want to live. (Shout-out to The Terminator)
Fargo
