Why did that not feel like a first kiss?

Zan

Henry: You know what they say, "Absolute power corrupts...."
Grant: Absolutely.

What is it with you guys and "theoretical?"

Carter

What's going on with you and Allison and the truth, I will taze you.

Jo

Fargo: Hello, cop types. Bad guys are not going to find themselves
Carter: Is he getting bossier?
Jo: I kind of like it.

Carter: Ah, you likey the science talk.
Allison: A little bit.
Stark: I likey to barf.

Allison: You were exposed Grant, who are you seeing?
Carter: Tall leggy blonde, slinky red dress.

Carter: Geez, put a shirt on!
Stark: This is your imagination.

Seriously Farto, is there anything you are not afraid of? How about bunny rabbits?

Jessica Lansky

Carter: I just don't get it
Stark: Its science Carter, nobody expects you to get it.

Hey Carter, all done playing doctor with your robot?

Stark

Carter: You're dead, or undead.
Stark: (looks in mirror) Nope, not a vampire.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.