Eureka Quotes
Sarah I love your new scent, very citrusy.
Deputy Andy
You gave me an emotion program? That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.
Deputy Andy
Carter: You were bragging about going on a date with his mom. If you bragged about a date with my mom I would run off in the woods too.
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.
Has anyone ever told you that your PH levels are perfectly balanced?
Deputy Andy
Carter: I need to put this on the mine where your head is.
Fargo: But my head is where my head is.
Carter: This will help keep it there.
Geek talk.... So hot!
Claudia
That's it? I came to Eureka and all I got was this stupid fence?
Claudia
Grant: I think it might be a quantum-chromo-dynamic-confinement-anomaly.
Carter: Now you're just stringing words together.
Claudia: You can trust me, I was a campfire girl.
Fargo: Please tell me you kept the uniform.... For posterity.
Fargo: One day of getting to look like I know what I am doing, is that too much to ask for?
Carter: Evidently.
Claudia: This is Eureka, I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Carter: Consider yourself lucky.
Carter: You wanted aggression.

Zoe: (nod)

Carter: I think you're gonna get an "A." 

Zoe: Think?