Sarah I love your new scent, very citrusy.

Deputy Andy

You gave me an emotion program? That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me.

Deputy Andy

Carter: You were bragging about going on a date with his mom. If you bragged about a date with my mom I would run off in the woods too.
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.

Has anyone ever told you that your PH levels are perfectly balanced?

Deputy Andy

Carter: I need to put this on the mine where your head is.
Fargo: But my head is where my head is.
Carter: This will help keep it there.

Geek talk.... So hot!

Claudia

That's it? I came to Eureka and all I got was this stupid fence?

Claudia

Grant: I think it might be a quantum-chromo-dynamic-confinement-anomaly.
Carter: Now you're just stringing words together.

Claudia: You can trust me, I was a campfire girl.
Fargo: Please tell me you kept the uniform.... For posterity.

Fargo: One day of getting to look like I know what I am doing, is that too much to ask for?
Carter: Evidently.

Claudia: This is Eureka, I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Carter: Consider yourself lucky.

Carter: You wanted aggression.

Zoe: (nod)

Carter: I think you're gonna get an "A." 

Zoe: Think?

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.