Zoe: I shouldn't have yelled.

Carter: No you shouldn't ... ah ... water ... bridge ... got it.

Huh, I seem to be conflagrating, weird.

Deputy Andy

Jo: Andy, can you go out to the launch site and check for crows, they may be acting drunk.

Deputy Andy: Drunk crows, I'm on it!

I am really enjoying the higher cheekbones.

Deputy Andy

Sometimes you can't always be the good guy.

Grant

We gotta move fast, can you flip the switch and make happy on, anger off?

Carter

Allison: We are dealing with all the symptoms of rage.
Carter: So we are dealing with a bunch of mad scientist?

Jo: It's happening to me too, isn't it?
Carter: Yeah, big time.

So are we looking for Hulk juice or what?

Carter

Jo: You ok there, Tex?
Carter: Oh yeah, but don't believe them when they say lighting doesn't strike twice in the same place.

Henry: The more things change
Carter: The more they stay the same.

Allison: Dr. Grant, we know what it feels like to get pulled away from our own time.
Dr. Grant: Thank you, it's ok, But I thought there would be more flying cars.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.