
Evil
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSEvil Season 2 Episode 5: "Z is for Zombie" Quotes
I need your help. Father Mulvehill is having some issues. The exorcist might need an exorcism.
David
Ben: A lot of things are more simple than devils and diseases. What?
Kristen: We think you should take the month off.
Ben: What? No! I'm fine.
David: You were almost dead.
Ben: Come on. I was missing in the basement for 24 hours. It's nothing! Let's go.
Leland: Oh my. Don't know my own strength!
Sister Andrea: SHUT UP HELLFIEND! You think you have power over Jesus Christ, demon?
Leland: I think I have power over a priest who owes money to his bookie.
Sister Andrea: You have no power over God.
Leland: Try me, bitch.
Kristen: David threw Holy Water on Leland, and his skin burned. It was smoking. He ran out, terrified.
Ben: What? What, are you suddenly holy or something?
David: It's not me. It's her, Sister Andrea.
David: Why won't you join me?
Sister Andrea: Because I'm a woman, and this is the Holy Catholic Church.