Evil
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSEvil Season 2 Quotes
Leland: Satan cares about your future. What, are they insane?!
David: What is worshipping Satan about?
Leland: Power! Rejection of authority. Manipulation, violence, disgust with people like you. This guy. This dick. Graham. He doesn't care about any of that. He's just using it.
Kristen: And what's your creed?
Graham: Do what you want, unless it hurts someone. If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them, and look for rewards now, not after. Satan. All glory.
Kristen: Destroy them. How?
Graham: Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States.
Kristen: Do you think Leland is starting to take his exorcism seriously?
David: No. I think God is.
Kristen: This is a scam, isn't it?
Graham: Oh, yee of little faith. No more than your church.
Kristen: Can I ask you, if you don't believe in God, can an exorcism work on you?
David: Sure, God exists despite what any one individual thinks.
Kristen: Right, but for a placebo to work, the patient has to believe in the drug.
David: Yes, but an exorcism isn't a placebo.
Kristen: That's where you and I disagree.
Leland: To our mutual hate.
Sheryl: Mutual.
Leland: Well?
Sheryl: Are you pimping me out, Leland?
Leland: Which way do you want me to answer that? Don't you want life to be exciting?
Always. Always make time for alcohol.
Edward
Life is best when it's surprising, terrifying.
Leland
You're a fortune cookie of insight.
Sheryl
I was wearing your stupid rosary around my neck as a joke, and then, when I went to bed, it attacked me.
Leland
David: The Church is taking UFOs seriously?
Marx: The Church takes every scientific advancement seriously.
