Evil
Sundays 10:00 PM on CBSEvil Season 2 Quotes
Kristen: May I ask you a few questions?
Mathilda: Sure, fire away. That was a joke.
I'm coming for you. The father below will embrace you in his warm hellfire.
Dan through Mathilda
We're in the middle of Queen with a sheik and a priest exorcising a nine-year-old girl. Who doesn't think God has a sense of humor?
Ben
Is there a Jasmine in your family?
Kurt
I am seeing hallucinatory imagery.
Kristen
Kristen: If I told you I was the mother of four children, what would you say?
Colin: I'd say you don't look the mother of four children.
Kristen: Really? What do I look like?
Colin: The sexiest woman in here.
David: Raymond. Yesterday, you mentioned the second bowl. What is that?
Raymond: You saw him, too.
David: I, what did I see?
Raymond: Michael.
Ben: I heard you and your cop friend talkin'. Are you in trouble?
Kristen: My middle name is trouble.
Sheryl: Listen to me, you little freak! Don't you dare call me bitch. I know where all your skeletons are buried. Your hands are a lot dirtier than mine, and you have way more to lose than I do, so don't you DARE threaten me!
Leland: You don't know what you're dealing with.
Sheryl: Come on. I'm not some wilting wedding planner. You don't know how many demons I dated before you.
Leland: Kristen, you're looking especially fetching today. What am I missing?
Kristen: This is what I look like when I'm bored.
Leland: Well, of course, I lied! I'm possessed! Did you really think that the spawn of the devil would be honest with you-hu-hu-hu [he chuckles]?
David: Well, we believe the spawn of the devil would at least offer some evidence that he was, in fact, the spawn of the devil.
We cannot fall for a word that comes out of that fucker's mouth.
Kristen
