What would you do Lauren, If you knew you could not fail?

Leo

I kissed somebody I work with and he is an idiot but not like the stupid kind, just like...oh I don't know he's just like the idiot kind.

Kate

Leo: You think I'm going to talk to you about my boss because you bought me tacos?
Ben: They're good tacos.

My heart won't explode. It's going to throw three sizes with all the money I'm going to stuff inside it.

Ben

You're hunger striking for food?

Kate

I'm the cold bitch who made you sleep with another woman.

Kate

Are you just a fisherman? No. You're a fisherman and a jackass.

Ben

If you can end a marriage without pain, then it wasn't much of a marriage to begin with.

Kate

You just look and sound so sweet but you're not are you? Like bees in the shape of a donut.

Kate

You were in-intentionally blinded by her fancies, Yancy.

Leo

Kate: I don't do murder.
Ben: Good. Then you won't kill me.

If you wanted simple you should have just left me behind and flipped a coin.

Kate

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate