If you're lonely, get to know yourself.

Lauren

She doesn't work for Bitch & Bitch anymore, it's Bitch, Bitch, & Jackass now.

Ben

I hope it comes furnished. It's very Clockwork Orange.

Justin

You make me sound adolescent for trusting my instincts.

Lauren

Couldn't they have just shot her car tire out on a twisty deserted road?

Ben

We're trying to get a fresh start or a restart...whatever.

Kate

Tracy: Screw you.
Kate: Not enough booze in the world.

They're going to treat her like she blew up an orphanage field trip to an animal shelter.

Ben

I was 100 percent stick in the mud.

Justin

Lauren: You're the criminal and drugs guy.
Ben: That doesn't sound like flattery.

Is that why you're here, to insult him personally?

Lauren

You're so close to being cool.

Kate

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate