Fairly Legal Season 1 Quotes
How are you going to get anybody to Mars if you don't build rockets. It's the bus of the future.
Leo
Kate: Oh. Is that poison?
Justin: It's decaf.
Kate: Are you trying to kill me?
How'd ya like THEM apples?
Kate
Kate: I got held up.
Leo: Oh yeah, what? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Kate: All of the above.
If by he, you mean the naked man on the balcony across the way, then yes. He's out there. Oh my God! He's eating a bagel. Why does that seem dirty and not like in a good way kind of dirty.
Kate
You should always assume I have your best interest at heart, even if I don't. It will make both our lives much easier.
Leo
Justin: Did you know that in San Francisco it's not illegal to be naked as long as you're not trying to arouse yourself or others?
Kate: Well I thought that was the whole point of being naked.
Justin: I'll be smarter.
Kate: Justin, you can only work with what God gave you.
Spencer: Lou never trusted my Dad. My Dad never trusted Lou. That's why they had lunch together every single week.
Lauren: To express their mutual distrust.
Spencer: Exactly.
You're putting Kate in charge of paperwork? Kate, who never does paperwork for anything, ever. I just found an unpaid American Express bill from 2003 in her desk drawer. But yes, if you want me to, I will tell her to get right on it.
Leo
Bo: I think Katie's right.
Kate: Kate, my name's Kate.
Have you ever heard the saying it takes sugar to get honey. If you use venom you will get venom.
Justin
