My whole life was a lie!


You're more like Harry than Lucy, and I put together.


Daniel would have never brought me a case like this. You are what this firm needs, Abigail. Think about it.


Perhaps I wasn’t clear, Your Honor. I don’t have them on me because the plaintiffs wanted to deliver them themselves.


I share 50 percent of my DNA with my father, and trust me, what you and Bryan have is so much better.


Abby: I can’t prove it yet, but I think he’s been deliberately using his own sperm to impregnate women without their knowledge or consent.
Bryan: Including my Paula.
Abby: He’s hired Phil Sterling. We may have the beginning of a class action lawsuit on our hands.

Lucy: Poor Bryan. I could have sworn they were related. They are so much alike.
Abby: One point for nurture.
Harry: Yes, but nature always takes precedence over nurture.

I don’t even know if I can call this awesome man Dad anymore. I don’t know if this really awesome man will be able to love me anymore.


Abby: Are you leaving because of me or because of Harry?
Daniel: While working with you has been a career lowlight, it’s mostly because of Harry.
Abby: I’ll miss you.
Daniel: Really?
Abby: No, but at least you’re the dickhead I know and not some dickhead jr. Didn’t you think Harry would replace you?

I’m so sick of this. Just because you screwed up your life doesn’t mean you get to ruin ours.


We’ve had our differences, but I know how hard it was for her. My sister and I weren’t always the easiest. Maybe she wasn’t the best, but she’s still our mother.


You want a statement? I’ve always been a staunch reporter of women. I know how important it is to level the playing field. When did we as a society decide it was no longer appropriate to recognize beauty?


Family Law Quotes

Which mom?

All the kids

Abigail: Are we done?
Harry: Isn’t there something you’d like to say to me first?
Abigail: No, not that I can think of.
Harry: No other lawyer in town would touch you, not even your old firm.
Abigail: What do you want me to say?
Harry: How about thank you, Dad?