Daniel, you know Helen. If you could see her, she would never agree to a place like this.

Ira

Oh, poor Daniel! You know, for 33 years, all I got was a card and a check for my birthdays and Christmas because he was too busy with his other kids, so maybe he does owe me a break.

Abby

Jerri: This is not about you!
Harry: I thought she was stronger than this.
Jerri: Don’t do that! That’s not fair. You have her working around the clock with a bunch of family members she just met. And she’s separated and lost her kids.
Harry: Still no excuse.
Jerri: You took on Abigail to help her get better. So help her. Relapse is part of the process. But, you know this. When I fell off the wagon, you gave me a second chance. Why are you so hard on your own daughter?

Abby: You know what else you shouldn’t do, sleep with other people’s husbands.
Frank: You lied about texting her.
Abby: You lied about severing contact with her. I saw her social media.

Abby: Seriously, you don’t have to do this.
Cecil: I know, but I really like that kid.

My mom cried for two days and her priest preach to me that’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Aaron

Let Aaron live in a home where he’s loved unconditionally. Cherish him.

Abby

Abby: Rehabilitation? Were you not watching that video? That was straight-up child abuse.
Aaron’s mom: I admit it’s radical, but when you have cancer, you do aggressive chemo.
Daniel: I’m sorry, but are you comparing your son being gay to cancer?

Sofia: Well, Mom told us you were dead.
Nico: Not dead, dead to her.

Aaron’s dad: We just don’t want him to have a hard life and his life will be hard if he chooses this path.
Aaron: My life is only going to be hard because bigots like you think I’m Satan’s spawn just because I like boys!

Abby: Daddy’s pet.
Daniel: Oh, you’re just figuring that out now?
Abby: Did Harry really support you when you came out?
Lucy: He hugged me and said he’d always love me. Dad never made me feel anything less than cherished.
Abby: What about you? Did Harry make you feel cherished?
Daniel: Cherished isn’t the word that comes to mind. More like neglected.
Abby: I’d probably land on abandoned.

Abigail: Okay, it’s beyond weird, but is it cheating?
Daniel: Of course, it’s cheating. She’s having sex with another man.
Abigail: Her avatar is having sex with another avatar. It’s not like she’s having sex with strangers in bars.

Family Law Quotes

Which mom?

All the kids

Abigail: Are we done?
Harry: Isn’t there something you’d like to say to me first?
Abigail: No, not that I can think of.
Harry: No other lawyer in town would touch you, not even your old firm.
Abigail: What do you want me to say?
Harry: How about thank you, Dad?