Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 9: "Gwenivere of Glendale" Quotes
I just… I just don’t know what to do with my life, and I’m tired of thinking about it, and it’s just too much pressure.
Princesses, they just have to smile and wave and they’re good. I could use a little of that. Also, jewels.
Anton: Princess, your beauty surpasses my imagination.
Gwen: This is wild!
Anton: I assure you, I’m quite civilized.
Elena: How are you faring?
Gwen: My handmaid has been poisoned because someone’s trying to kill me. So, other than that, I’m great.
Elena: Well, you wanted to be a princess.
Gwen: Yes, but I was thinking more like Cinderella. But anyways, high hopes dashed. Story of my life.
[to barber-surgeon] If you don’t take [the leeches] off now and I have to, I’m going to have the king send you to the guillotine. [turns to Bea] Do we have a guillotine?
Gwen: I used to think that being a princess would be simpler. I mean I have yet to make any decisions and everything is still wackadoodle.
Lance: Sleeping in the woods seems… not wackadoodle if it keeps you alive.
Gwen: I envy your talent and your skill. I don’t have either.
Lance: But you possess the ability to save a life. It’s far more impressive. I disappear into art when I can barely face my own life.
Gwen: I understand that.
Elena: Stay away from Ruby.
Isla: You’re just like your great-uncle.
Elena: I certainly hope so.
Javier: You made a decision about us without allowing me to weigh in.
Elena: I want to explain why.
Javier: No, I don’t want to hear it. Why doesn’t matter.
Elena: Javier.
Javier: Elena, if I let you explain, then I won’t be able to stay mad at you. Being mad is how I’m going to get through this.
Elena: Maybe this is wrong.
Javier: Don’t do that. You made your decision. You hurt me. My decision is to not let you do it again.
