You're like a trained ape! Without the training!Simon
Jayne: Listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.
Simon: Enemies? You? No! How can it be?
Bye now! Have good sex!Kaylee
Simon: I swear...when it's appropriate
Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate.
Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.Mal
Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.
See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.Jayne
Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!Wash
But she was naked! And all...articulate!Mal
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.Jayne
Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not *madly* in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.Wash
Oh, I'm going to the special hell.Mal