You're like a trained ape! Without the training!


Jayne: Listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.
Simon: Enemies? You? No! How can it be?

Bye now! Have good sex!


Simon: I swear...when it's appropriate
Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate.

Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.


Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.

See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.


Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!


But she was naked! And all...articulate!


That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.


Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not *madly* in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.


Oh, I'm going to the special hell.


Firefly Quotes

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.