Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would!
Mal: You are not the man I married a year ago

Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back?
Mal: You're on my crew. Why are we still talking about this?

Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us?
Mal: You're on my crew.

Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Mal

So finally a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out.

Simon

Mal: Cut her down.
Patron: The girl is a witch.
Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her the hell down

Mal: Gotta say, Doctor. Your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.
Simon: Yes, I'm very proud

Patron: You cannot think to thwart God's will.
Mal: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. But it was kinda out of our way and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting

Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir!

If she dies tonight, it won't be God's will that killed her! It'll be you! Your lunacy, your ignorance!

Simon

We won't be here long. Daddy will come and take us home.

River

Firefly Quotes

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.