Firefly Quotes
Kaylee: I guess that makes us one man short.
Jayne: Little Kaylee's always one man short.
Oh my God, what could it be?! We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?! Oh right, that would be me.
Wash
Mal: Nice shot!
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
You can't change that by getting all...bendy.
Jayne
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne
Simon: So, what are we doing?
Kaylee: Oh, crime.
Simon: Crime! Good! Okay...crime.
Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe
Zoe: I have an image of a guy hanging from a ceiling.
Mal: I have an image of it not being me.
Niska: You do not like that I kill this man.
Mal: Oh no, I'm sure he was a very bad person.
Niska: My wife's nephew. At dinner I am getting earful.
What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys get loose?
Mal
Inara: What did I saw about barging in to my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, precisely, only the exact phrase I used was, "Don't."
