As long as we are on this road together, we'll be alright.

Jared

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Did you come here to dance on our graves because you're early?

Jared

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I have seen you two get excited by the Land O' Lakes butter girl.

Carmen

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You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.

Jared

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Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?

Jared

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Saying that Sixteen Candles is a better John Hughes movie than The Breakfast Club? Objectively wrong.

Jared

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Emily: The two of you are being accused of misconduct.
Peter: We win most of our cases through misconduct.

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We fight. We don't run.

Jared

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• Added: July 31, 2012