Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFranklin & Bash Season 1 Quotes
Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.
Can you check and see if Mr. Franklin is drunk in addition to being insane.
Judge
Are you sleeping with the same mistress? How very green of you.
May we approach the bench with Penn and Teller.
Allison
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Like I said I didn't tell anybody. Pindar's not anybody.
"Wow. So your settlement offer is to not be mean to her?"
I can't tell if Jennifer's delusional or has the most inflated self esteem ever.
If you walk through this world knowing that you're beautiful other people will know it too.
Jennifer
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Damien: It's a luxury and lifestyle magazine. It's for men so you guys probably haven't heard of it.
Franklin: Really? You want to go there mister manis and pedis on Saturdays.
