Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFranklin & Bash Season 1 Quotes
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
Objection. If Mr Stein wishes to live out his fantasies there are more private ways.
Isabella's like Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Photo copy your butts. Steal some pens. Whatever.
Damien
Franklin: Jared Franklin, from the animal shelter peeping tom trial.
Judge: Your client was a seriously disturbed man.
Franklin: Oh, believe me. I still have nightmares.
Bash: Does the ripped body offend?
Debbie: I've seen you firmer.
You know, for lawyers you guys are almost human.
Tommy
I'm representing medical marijuana against the city. So if you need some samples, ding dong.
This place looks like a Borg cube.
Pindar
Bash: Try watching something besides Real Housewives of New Jersey
Franklin: They are real housewives.
Infeld: Are you familiar with yin and yang.
Franklin: The tramp stamp tattoo?
See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.
